Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Where do clowns go on vacation?