What season begins with a thud?
Fall!
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
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