Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
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