Why did the border collie get a raise?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Who invented fractions?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?