Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What says: oom oom oom?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do bees gossip?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the frog starve?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
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