Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What bee is good for your health?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
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