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What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?