What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?