What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Where would you find an elephant?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do cats wear to work?