What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why are cars magic?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?