Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do Scottish toads play?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?