What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why was the bunny upset?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?