Where do hamsters come from?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where do baby apes sleep?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call lending money to a bison?