What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?