What kind of water does an angel like?

I broke my finger!

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why was the cat so small?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?