What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

How do you get straight A's?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?