Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?