What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where do surfers go to school?
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