What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!