What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
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What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why is a computer so smart?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
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