What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the richest basketball team?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
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