Why was the cat so small?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What shape is bad at driving?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?