What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What time does Donald Duckā¢ļø wake up?
Why are cars magic?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who is Pepto-Bismol'sĀ® favorite band?
Shoutout to my grandma!
How does a witch play loud music?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
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