Why do kittens know so much about church?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Where do actors go to pray?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

How do you compliment a cat?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.