What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?