What's the loudest Christmas song?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?