What do you call an ant who fights crime?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?