Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?