Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why was the bunny upset?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

How do automobiles fly?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What did March say to the madness?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?