What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?