What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?