What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
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What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call hiking college students?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
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