Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?