Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

It's allergy season again?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What words make the best athletes?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Where do books sleep?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?