Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why was the math book sad?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?