Why is spring the oddest season?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Which cats have the best manners?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the whale cross the road?