Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?