Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

How are mountains able to see?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?