What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?