Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Where was Noah born?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's the holiest insect?

How does a penguin build its house?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?