Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

How do automobiles fly?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?