What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Where do ants go to eat?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why are goats so funny?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?