What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why was the mime upset?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?