What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What are you studying in math?

What did summer say to spring?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why are grandkids so great?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What's a cat's favorite board game?