What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?