Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why are grandkids so great?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?