What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did spring break up with winter?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

How do locomotives know where to go?