What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Which cats have the best manners?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!