What kind of ant is good at math?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

How do hurricanes see?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why do cats love to work?