Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How do you grill cheese?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?