What reads and lives in an apple?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Can February March?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do cows say on NYE?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do little monsters call their mother?